Tables

Well, it is I, Daisy the cat and I would like to discuss the happenings of last night.

I was walking over the table in the dining room as I want to do at times.....it is MY table after all, when the alpha male started calling "Oi, Daisy. Daisy. Oi, hey, oi Daisy" while waving his arms around in a vague and annoying manner.

Well honestly, I was so put out that he "oi'ed" me I sat down and gave him my best "Are you a complete idiot all the time?" stare. I mean what did he want me to do? I couldn't see anything in the air for him to be waving his arms at that he might have wanted me to catch.....as if I would for him anyway, hehe. And I am far to superior for him to be directing "oi's" at thank you very much.

The longer I stared, the more he waved his arms around. Stupid man. It was highly disturbing.

After a wee while AFH said "Daisy, please get off the table". So I did. But I still haven't worked out what the other oaf was on about.

This man disturbs me greatly and I am now working on a plan to get him outside with the dogs.

You would think that Jaz, the grey cat, would want to work with me on this. She dislikes him nearly as much as I, Daisy, do. But she hates everyone equally I think. So I, Daisy, must come up with a workable plan for the other cats to follow. They will do as I say of course, it is just a matter of time.