I see AFH (alpha female human) has supplied a picture of me.
I must say, this is a very poor picture and does not show me in my true glory. But it did remind me that AFH mentioned a wee while back that someone on Trademe message boards stated there is no such thing as a Black Burmese. She went on to say that this meant I was only half Burmese and didn't have "papers".
What utter rot. Silly woman. I have seen papers, they are one of the blue books on the bookshelf that travels with me to the vet. I have seen the human writing and will report this. It says name Daisy (of course), then species - cat (only a human would need this clarified for them. How silly, of course I am cat). Then it says breed. This is the bit I am interested in. It says Burmese X. Humans seem to have a problem with the "X" - I know that it means "Burmese - that's it.....nothing else". Mummy was a Burmese and silly humans need to understand cat more and human less.
Then it says (DSH). Now, humans seems to have a problem with this too so I will clarify it for you. DSH means "Don't Stop Honouring"! ( I will clarify the DLH for you as well as you have a problem here as well.............this means "Don't Leave Hungry"). I don't know why both are not on every "paper" because the rules are quite obvious really.
I don't know where they come up with this "Domestic Short Hair" business. I am definitely not anything as common as "domestic" and I don't have hair. Get it right. PT.............fffffft, oh look, I've got quite upset now and my fur has fluffed in places it is going to take the rest of the day to re-groom. I am going to lie in front of my mirror so I can gaze at my gorgeous face and calm down. Please do not disrupt this activity. It is highly important. fffffffffttt!
I must say, this is a very poor picture and does not show me in my true glory. But it did remind me that AFH mentioned a wee while back that someone on Trademe message boards stated there is no such thing as a Black Burmese. She went on to say that this meant I was only half Burmese and didn't have "papers".
What utter rot. Silly woman. I have seen papers, they are one of the blue books on the bookshelf that travels with me to the vet. I have seen the human writing and will report this. It says name Daisy (of course), then species - cat (only a human would need this clarified for them. How silly, of course I am cat). Then it says breed. This is the bit I am interested in. It says Burmese X. Humans seem to have a problem with the "X" - I know that it means "Burmese - that's it.....nothing else". Mummy was a Burmese and silly humans need to understand cat more and human less.
Then it says (DSH). Now, humans seems to have a problem with this too so I will clarify it for you. DSH means "Don't Stop Honouring"! ( I will clarify the DLH for you as well as you have a problem here as well.............this means "Don't Leave Hungry"). I don't know why both are not on every "paper" because the rules are quite obvious really.
I don't know where they come up with this "Domestic Short Hair" business. I am definitely not anything as common as "domestic" and I don't have hair. Get it right. PT.............fffffft, oh look, I've got quite upset now and my fur has fluffed in places it is going to take the rest of the day to re-groom. I am going to lie in front of my mirror so I can gaze at my gorgeous face and calm down. Please do not disrupt this activity. It is highly important. fffffffffttt!
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